Stolen from Sara..
Post the first sentence of the first entry from each month this year
February: Sean drew me a picture the other day XD It looks like an orange and purple scribble, but apparently it's our family
March: Jesus christ can't someone in my family not be mentally screwed? Plz?
April: You ever get that thing where like, you get the feeling you're the subject of some joke?
June: Tom's house is HAUNTED and the ghost there is going to KILL ME O.O
July: I am an EXCELLENT driver. Excellent.
September: Marge, I'd kill for you! Please ask me to kill for you..
October: I spent 6+ hours today reducing the prices on milk. I'm beginning to wonder if milk is that great, after all.
November: Holy shit, either I'm hallucinating, or someone just spoke to me in phonetics for ten minutes (foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india november - hotel echo lemur lemur >.<), followed by ANOTHER ten minutes of humming the Mario theme song.
December: My birthday was lovely, I spent the night beforehand with my family & Tom, and spent the day shopping with Tms and Mum <3